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- Heyyy, sketchy dad guy. Thanks for being the worst spy ever! Alaric, somehow I love you now, thank you for your time. I mean, I'm a little disappointed that a high school teacher doesn't know the actual definition of the word "naked," but whatever, I'll allow it.
- "Channeling," if that's what you want to call it. Whatever sad Tool Prince, forever alone. He was briefly warming my heart the last few episodes by being in love with Bonnie, but being a petulant and dubiously accented pain is really doing a lot to alleviate that, no matter how much chemistry he and Kat have.
- Rose reminds me too much of Alice Cullen, I think it's the excessive feathering. Side note: why is it so difficult for most vampires to get sun rings? I mean, witches don't love vampires or whatever, I get it, but at the same time it has been pretty easy for our vampires to acquire/make them.
- Werewolf blah blah Tyler blah. Why does Tyler's storyline require so many dead girls? It's like a direct message telling me not to feel bad that I don't care at all about him or his dead boring uncle. The only interesting thing about his storyline is :(((( Matty. I mean, I'm not made of stone, that scene watching the creepy snuff video is pretty tragic, but I don't actually want to deal with more of him dbaggery. "We've never been close before," jesus h. Forgive a girl for reaching out when you're clearly in need of help.
- Caroliiiiiiiiiiine. When Stefan told her that she reminds him of Lexi, my heart grew like eighteen hundred sizes. Apparently fandom ships that, because fandom likes to do everything as wrong as possible, but I love their friendship.
- Speaking of fandom doing it wrong, I'm sure everyone fucking loved Damon getting his feelings everywhere and being a controlling asshole. Him being controlling wasn't upsetting (I mean, it was, because it's controlling and representative of how he will always manipulate whatever power he has, but it's not like it was surprising), but imagining people being gross about it absolutely upsets me. Gross me out forever, fandom.
- Goddddd, I do not care about Crispin Gloverpire, or his nebulous backstory. He's an original, he's not an original, he's working for ajklgdjfkb be less boringly ominous. Speaking of, though, I love how bad at this Damon and Stefan are. When a dude is super clear about how he's going to cut off heads, maybe you want to try that on him for safekeeping. I guess I'm intrigued one of the Salvatores killed him? No. No, I'm not.
- STEFAN OMG. Actualfax outloud OMG. Hahah, I love Damon's "Of all the idiot plans, Stefan!" It's no "I know," but it's pretty good. How great is Paul Wesley, you guys? All of the actors on this show are super great, but his faaaceeeeeeee.
- Heyyy, sketchy dad guy. Thanks for being the worst spy ever! Alaric, somehow I love you now, thank you for your time. I mean, I'm a little disappointed that a high school teacher doesn't know the actual definition of the word "naked," but whatever, I'll allow it.
- "Channeling," if that's what you want to call it. Whatever sad Tool Prince, forever alone. He was briefly warming my heart the last few episodes by being in love with Bonnie, but being a petulant and dubiously accented pain is really doing a lot to alleviate that, no matter how much chemistry he and Kat have.
- Rose reminds me too much of Alice Cullen, I think it's the excessive feathering. Side note: why is it so difficult for most vampires to get sun rings? I mean, witches don't love vampires or whatever, I get it, but at the same time it has been pretty easy for our vampires to acquire/make them.
- Werewolf blah blah Tyler blah. Why does Tyler's storyline require so many dead girls? It's like a direct message telling me not to feel bad that I don't care at all about him or his dead boring uncle. The only interesting thing about his storyline is :(((( Matty. I mean, I'm not made of stone, that scene watching the creepy snuff video is pretty tragic, but I don't actually want to deal with more of him dbaggery. "We've never been close before," jesus h. Forgive a girl for reaching out when you're clearly in need of help.
- Caroliiiiiiiiiiine. When Stefan told her that she reminds him of Lexi, my heart grew like eighteen hundred sizes. Apparently fandom ships that, because fandom likes to do everything as wrong as possible, but I love their friendship.
- Speaking of fandom doing it wrong, I'm sure everyone fucking loved Damon getting his feelings everywhere and being a controlling asshole. Him being controlling wasn't upsetting (I mean, it was, because it's controlling and representative of how he will always manipulate whatever power he has, but it's not like it was surprising), but imagining people being gross about it absolutely upsets me. Gross me out forever, fandom.
- Goddddd, I do not care about Crispin Gloverpire, or his nebulous backstory. He's an original, he's not an original, he's working for ajklgdjfkb be less boringly ominous. Speaking of, though, I love how bad at this Damon and Stefan are. When a dude is super clear about how he's going to cut off heads, maybe you want to try that on him for safekeeping. I guess I'm intrigued one of the Salvatores killed him? No. No, I'm not.
- STEFAN OMG. Actualfax outloud OMG. Hahah, I love Damon's "Of all the idiot plans, Stefan!" It's no "I know," but it's pretty good. How great is Paul Wesley, you guys? All of the actors on this show are super great, but his faaaceeeeeeee.